Scientists of the National Science Museum said Wednesday that they succeeded in catching a deep-sea giant squid at a depth of 640 meters on in the North Pacific Ocean, some 1,000 kilometers south of Tokyo.

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No identification has been made of the ancient skeleton discovered within the beast using special lens refraction techniques, though sources close to the scientists claim that the skeletal remains included a sword, compass, and a well-preserved 3-tipped leather hat. Disney lawyers will arrive Friday.