This is what you have to do to get upgraded to First Class these days? Two doctors on a Delta Air Lines flight from Germany delivered a baby in front of the first seats after first class. Delta Flight 131 to Atlanta was over the Washington area when a woman about 32 to 36 weeks — or nine months — pregnant went into labor Wednesday afternoon, prompting an emergency stop in Charlotte, N.C., about nine hours into the flight.

Vincent said the baby weighed about seven pounds and had not been named yet, though I’m guessing it will somehow involve a reference to the in-flight adventure. “Flyboy” or “Boeing” or “Depp” since the Pirates of the Carribean was probably playing during the delivery. It’s always playing on every plane at all times. Trust me.