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All of it, for less! Like this offer for free government grants. Does that mean you get less of a grant? Doesn’t seem worthwhile, but hey, there’s one born every minute.

Or take a look at this gopher pickup tool. I thought it was guys picking up gals and vice versa, but if you’re into gophers …. you REALLY need this one.

At your wits end, screaming at children? Use “Kidz Bop”. Dual use : if it doesn’t keep their attention, remember the Bop. It works

Or did you realize you need “Urine Gone”? Useful for folks with dogs, cats, or adult bedwetting tendencies.

If you’d still prefer less, there’s a simple solution. Shut down your browser. Or surf elsewhere.