Here’s a fun one for the kids. Now you can listen in on the confessions of true degenerates without the hassle of clubbing a priest and stealing his vestments. Got something to get off your chest and don’t know where to turn? SickConfessions.com has you covered.

Not for the feint of heart, and definitely not safe for work… (you’ve been warned) this site acts as a virtual confessional where anyone can unload their deepest, darkest, dirtiest secrets, without fear of judgment by anyone you know or give a rip about.

Let’s say you’ve broken into the office petty cash fund and spent it all on foot-fetish sessions with “Creepy Foot Doctor” while sipping rum smoothies from a size 9 stilletto pump . No problem, they’ve got a section for that.

Perhaps that weekend in Tulsa with the limo hot-tub, 40 inch sheet cake, and three hitchhikers with poor motor skills has got you troubled? No sweat, you’re covered.

Or maybe you spent 6 hours going all Jack Bauer in the duct-works above the changing rooms at a trailer park community pool. Hey, you’re not alone! We’ve all been there.

There’s an argument that says a valuable service needs to be provided for sick nutballs like you to privately confess their transgressions to a sympathetic ear. And have them read worldwide across the network. You know, so other’s can feel better about themselves.

But a stronger argument could be made that reading about other people’s completely sick-house antics beats watching bad reality television any day. Drop by and get yourself a heaping pile of wholesale online absolution. It’s like church for people with low self-esteem and bad hygiene!